I'll Have a Paradox with a Side of Matter Occupying Two Places at the Same Time
That being said, I still like the idea. I came up with the concept of the "time dumbwaiter" in 1973, but this is the first time I've finally gotten to use it outside of a bar conversation. And, because it was a topic of bar conversations since 1973, I've heard EVERY argument as to why it wouldn't work, so don't bother commenting. Don't. I'm warning yah!